Nigerians Express Their Most Embarrassing Moment in Relationships
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Going down memory lane, different Nigerians share the 'oops' moments they have experienced in their past relationship. These are some of the most embarrassing relationship moments you will ever read. So, sit with a glass of wine and laugh about the incident, while you enjoy the fun.
Several Nigerians most horrible relationship experience:
Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.
I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.
Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.
Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.
Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”
She called my name twice so that I responded.
Her friend with her was laughing.
Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.
Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.
Dey followed me o.
I took off.
They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”
They were trying to affirm truly it was me.
We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.
Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.
This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.
Enough respect.
by chatinent
Funny shit, it didn't really happen to me but my ex then. There was this evening we went to a neighbour's house to visit, we were in a playful mood with the kids joking and laughing, one of the boys said something that was funny and we all laughed but then something ackward happened, while my ex wanted laughing she just farted right in the presence of everyone
Omg angry i tried salvaging the situation by drawing the attention off what just happened but this stubborn children refused and kept mentioning the fart aunty did. The embarrassment no be here for her date
by adewaleadeyemi8
I said I'm not around and I'm with another girl.....
I was so surprised as she came to my house, i was shocked , before I could explain anything she started fighting with the other girl, i wanna start forming boss by not giving a forkkk until a whole community wey know me as a gentle man came to my door step asking for what is happening,
I started feeling somehow because i don't know what to explain to the people asking different questions....... At dat moment it's a mixture of anger and frustration in my system cus this girl is shouting and it was doing me like kicking her head off ....... The day is not funny because I can't control the situation at all cheesy...... Girls are wicked.....
by SILENTandSMART2
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible, but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.by zimbolaa
Took her out, we ate, drank and ate again. When it was time to pay, I found out my atm no dey my wallet.. grin. Let me just stop here. Thinking about that day still sends chills down my spine.by ictjobber
I know if I say it happened to a mumu friend, many will still think it happened to me. In that case, let me say it happened to me.
I no too get the title, but I just wan type relationship brouhaha.
I bought blackberry for my babe 8 years ago, she was using one upgraded calculator she called phone, so I changed it for her with BB bold 4.
She was so happy, even though she had earlier told me she can't marry anyone from my place, and that she not ready for Bangladesh.
I opened Facebook for her, in less than a week, she has already started catching cruise with a bobo in Lagos. She told me she want to visit her uncle in Asaba, I gave her 8k for transport fare. Chai! That guy mumu fa
She traveled and called me she has gotten to her destination, next morning she updated her Facebook timeline where she wrapped white towel with the guy shirtless holding her from behind... shocked na so guy man tear cry like new born baby embarassed embarassed embarassed
From here, I'm pulling out of being the mumu guy, make everybody farm for his farm abeg...
So, "he" called a few friends and in the process of explaining his predicament, he passed out. He was rushed to the hospital, the doctor said the way things are going, the guy might have loss of memory.
His boss was called, the doctor repeated what he said earlier, then his boss paid 12k bill and then scolded him to get up from there and go wash his car before he get home and then he left. Na so the mumu stand up and start going home.
The babe returned after 1 week with STI, mumu still give babe 15k for treatment and never Bangladeshed till they separated.
Mumu spent close to half a million on that girl without Bangladesh. I can't forget this in a hurry.
by chyzoo4u